I am not gonna die. I physically feel the cancer eating me alive. It feels...weird Like well I cannot describe it. doesn't hurt though.
Umm what else Indy is amusing sasha doesn't have a tail so once in a while Indy will get scared of hers. She wil nip at it like she is saying "you little shit stop following me!!!"
did hear about the guy who got arrested at the zoo for feeding pigions?
No, what's wrong with feeding pigeons?
He fed them to lions.
Hickory dickory dock the mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one
the rest escaped with minor injuries
Could you sell me a shark?
Well my cat keeps trying to eat my goldfish and I want to teach him a lesson
do you have any kittens going cheap?
nope all our kittens go "meow"
If baby pigs are called piglets why arent Baby bull called bullets and baby chicken called chicklets
2 hens were pecking at the ground when a softball came sailing over the fence one hen looked at other and said "will you look at the ones they are turning out next door"
and best for last:
why did the chicken cross the road?
to show the opossum it could be done.
A farmer couldn't tell his horses apart, so he shaved the mane of one.. it grew back so he cut the tail of the other ... it grew back. so he asked his friend and the friend said to measure them. the next time they saw each other the farmer said, you are a genius!! The white one is 2 inches taller than the black one...
I brought jokes..they may not be good but I brought em.